About me

1: Full name: Josemaria VIllajin

2: Age: 21

3: 3 Fears: roaches, being alone, losing my parents.

4: 3 things I love: video games, sleeping, food.

5: 3 turn ons: Eyes, Cute smile, down to earth personality.

6: 3 turn offs: cigarette smoker, bad hygiene, stupid.

7: My best friend: Louie

8: Sexual orientation: Straight

9: My best first date: So i surprised this girl at her job with flowers and asked her out for a date. I remember how i felt when she actually said yes. I was so nervous. Anyway, after she said yes, I went shopping for new clothes to wear for our date lol. I remember asking my friend “since she said yes, does it mean shes my girlfriend now?” (hoping that that was the case lol) I pick her up her place and my god. The most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. She was so gorgeous..not even the type of gorgeous that you acquire by putting make up on.. but by the way she glows and have that affect that makes you skip a heartbeat.. opened the door for her and we headed out to this dope restaurant and we talked allll night. After we ate, we went to grab some frozen yogurt and then drove to the park and played the guitar for her and sang horribly lol. i told her I didn’t know how and never have climbed over a fence, so she pushed me out of my comfort zone and made me jump over this HUGE ass fence, at least i thought it was 10000ft high. After that, we just drove all night and ended up in a Ralph’s parking just talking about everything. We ended up staying there till like 3-4am. The nigh ended with an unexpected kiss from her. I still remember how shocked, happy, surprised and all these other feelings rushed into me all at once, it was perfect. I think, at that point.. I was the happiest ive ever been..yea, i think it was.

10: How tall am I: 6’0

11: What do I miss: endless nights.

12: What time were I born: idk, 3am i think.

13: Favourite color: red.

14: Do I have a crush: Not really

15: Favourite quote: ”when the power of love grows stronger than the love of power, the world will know peace”

16: Favourite place: My room.

17: Favourite food: everything, lol. except sushi.

18: Do I use sarcasm: Pssshhh do I use sarcasm?! nnnooOooOooOO

19: What am I listening to right now: Lost - Chance the rapper.

20: First thing I notice in new person: Eyes

21: Shoe size: 12

22: Eye color: goodol brown.

23: Hair color: Black like my heart

24: Favourite style of clothing: idk, lol uhm comfy? 

25: Ever done a prank call?: Yep

27: Meaning behind my URL: slogan for UNDFTD.

28: Favourite movie: I like perks of being a wallflower, id have to say thats my favorite movie right now.

29: Favourite song: too many to name.

30: Favourite band: linkin park! lol.

31: How I feel right now:  Alone.

32: Someone I love: family.

33: My current relationship status: Single

34: My relationship with my parents: TIght with my mom, distant with my pops.

35: Favourite holiday: THANKS GIVING!

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: i have two piercings.

37: Tattoos and piercing I want: getting a tat next month, cant wait!

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Curiosity

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? i hated her, but as time went on.. i just simply forgot about her and lost all feelings towards her.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? goodnight, yes. mornings, not so much.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Lol yeah

42: When did I last hold hands? couple of hours ago.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? no more than 30mins.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Noop

45: Where am I right now? North Hills, CA. my room.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? prlly gettin written on by assholes. so no one lol.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Depends on my mood. At nights i like to just melow down chill to relaxing tunes.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? I do.

49: Am I excited for anything? not really, just this constant waiting thing.. its tiring.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? not that often.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? today.

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d move on..

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yep

55: What is something I disliked about today? smoking weed.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Seth Rogan

57: What do I think about most? Her.

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can do this one amazing card trick lol.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? Ocean.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind

61: What was the last lie I told? ”going to wingstop”

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes O.o

64: Do I believe in magic? yup

65: Do I believe in luck? Yeah

66: What’s the weather like right now? its nice and breezy. cool and relaxing.

67: What was the last book I’ve read? gatsby

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? cant say that i do.

69: Do I have any nicknames? JM

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? i got stitches when i was little trying to cook eggs lol.

71: Do I spend money or save it? Spend like a motherfucker

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? No

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? febreeze air freshener thai dragon fruit scent.

74: Favourite animal? I love animals but to say the favorite would be a dog.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? prlly on tumblr.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? BoJangles

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Maroon 5 - This love.

78: How can you win my heart? take me to restaurants that i’ve never been to and just have a good time.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “So loooong gay booooys” < LOL

80: What is my favorite word? fuck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: fighting-sleep, buttonmeup,aidnike,johntacos,epthemc

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? “WHAT UP GAYYYBOYYYYSS”

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? No, lol i dont think so.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation! 

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Are you lonely?

86: What is my current desktop picture? KAWS

87: Had sex? Yaaah

88: Bought condoms? Yaaaahhh

89: Gotten pregnant? Nay

90: Failed a class? Yup

91: Kissed a boy? Nope

92: Kissed a girl? Just a few

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Mhm

94: Had job? Had 2

95: Left the house without my wallet? yesterday

96: Bullied someone on the internet? only on video games lol.

97: Had sex in public? no o.o

98: Played on a sports team? Mhm

99: Smoked weed? Mhmmmmm

100: Did drugs? Uh^^

101: Smoked cigarettes? nope

102: Drank alcohol? lolololo yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No

104: Been overweight? yes ):

105: Been underweight? no

106: Been to a wedding? Yeah

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? prlly

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes

109: Been outside my home country? yea

110: Gotten my heart broken? Yeah

111: Been to a professional sports game? Mhm

112: Broken a bone? No *knock on wood*

113: Cut myself? No

114: Been to prom? Yeeep

115: Been in airplane? Yeah

116: Fly by helicopter? No

117: What concerts have I been to? Too many to list here

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No

119: Learned another language? Si.

120: Wore make up? Yup 

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? yes

122: Had oral sex? Yes

123: Dyed my hair? LOL. nooOooOOOoo

124: Voted in a presidential election? Yep

125: Rode in an ambulance? No

126: Had a surgery? nope

127: Met someone famous? Yeah

128: Stalked someone on a social network? Yeahh lol

129: Peed outside? Hah YES

130: Been fishing? Yup

131: Helped with charity? Yup

132: Been rejected by a crush? Yup

133: Broken a mirror? Yis

134: What do I want for birthday? Some cash would be cool.

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 1 boy, Andy, and 1 girl Samantha

136: Was I named after anyone? Saint Josemaria

137: Do I like my handwriting? Some days

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? Mighty Morphin power rangers

139: Favourite Tv Show?  how i met your mother

140: Where do I want to live when older? somewhere quiet and peaceful. like a small province.

141: Play any musical instrument? a little guitar and piano.

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? was hoping i didnt have to tell this story.. when i was like 5 or 6 i got hungry in the middle of the night so i decided to make eggs. We had those metal stove tops and above it was a cabinet. so being childish i literally grabbed an egg and just placed it in a pan. i realized it needed salt LOL. ps: the egg still in the shell while its cooking. I grabbed for the salt from the cabinet above and fell. cut my pinky toe pretty bad with that metal stove top. xD

143: Favourite pizza toping? pineapple.

144: Am I afraid of the dark? No

145: Am I afraid of heights? HELL YEA

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Haha tooo many times. I’m not sneaky at all

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yep

148: What I’m really bad at: Singing

149: What my greatest achievments are: Being 21 and not stepping into jail.

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: Cant think of anything

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: Get a financial advisor, buy a house for my fam, buy an island or some shit, buy some sex slaves, party like Gatsby

152: What do I like about myself: I think im pretty chill and sometimes funny xD

153: My closest Tumblr friend: Ms Sundress. she hardly talks to me though.

154: Something I fantasize about: Miranda Kerr, Cara Delevigne, Natalie Portman, Mila, the list goes on-and-on-and-on <- on point lol.

155: Any question you’d like? Do you like.. to do it.. yourself? lol.

epthemc:

Chance The Rapper | Lost (ft. Noname Gypsy)

this is my joint right now.